The Stone Bishop

Deaf Chicken

bryan — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 18:59:48 +0000

Chicken teeth? Sounds like a Southeast Asian delicacy

“Crooked Teeth” – Death Cab for Cutie

bryan — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 19:08:54 +0000

sweater making is tough on the self esteem of the Andean alpaca population

“Devil’s Haircut” – Beck

bryan — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:43:23 +0000

wherever you are… I’m gonna find you!

“Hide and Seek” – Tom Jones

bryan — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 16:23:16 +0000

The bird and bee explained mathematically

“The Magic Number” - De La Soul

bryan — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:47:08 +0000

The last thing you want to hear grunted from the bathroom stall

“The Grunt” – The J.B.’s
(full size so you can see how awesome this band looks!)

bryan — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 17:08:49 +0000

As she stared at her reflection in the mirror, Penelope was pleased to discover that her daily P90X was finally paying off

“Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” - Johnny Cash

bryan — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:47:12 +0000

Daddy’s little girl has a special tooth

“Daddy’s Little Girl” – The Mills Brothers

bryan — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:34:41 +0000

Sally was shocked at how many strangers wanted to rub her in what she considered to be undesirable places

“Freak Scene” – Dinosaur Jr.

bryan — Wed, 18 Jan 2012 16:21:33 +0000

If you feed a grey squirrel enough avocados they start to resemble a chinchilla

bryan — Tue, 17 Jan 2012 22:33:14 +0000

the most important day of the season… for Mom

“Photograph” – Weezer