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From the category archives:
Toons
Billy naively thought he could singlehandedly bring back the neckerchief
“Fashion” – David Bowie
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Maggie quickly looked away after noticing the boy she met last night in the crowd as she strutted down the catwalk.
“I’m Too Sexy” – Right Said Fred
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A tear lowered down Juaquin’s cheek as he struggled to forget how he clubbed his little sister to death while fighting for a meal brought back by mom and dad
“The Words That Maketh Murder” – PJ Harvey
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Nicolas, content with the new nose Santa brought him, practices making scary faces in the mirror
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Johnny Mercer and Margaret Whiting
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Little Susie, who’s favorite color is maraschino red, took great pride in her self manicured toes
“Toes Across the Floor” – Blind Melon
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Second guessing his maternal concerns, superstitious Spike played it cool by looking relaxed after falling on his bottom while trying to avoid a crack on the sidewalk
“The Heart You Break May Be Your Own” – Patsy Cline
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Unlike so many respectable, God-fearing creatures, the The Sea Serpent reproduces asexually, openly mocking traditional family values by giving birth to and raising its young in a single-parent setting -1-
“Sex Machine” – James Brown
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Munchie doesn’t know where to draw the line when teasing his brother…. 5 minutes in the naughty chair!
“Jack the Idiot Dunce” – The Kinks
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